I will make a public apology to charlie who I called a "Wuss" when he told me that getting bit by Yellow FLIES is painful......... After all its a fricking FLY ... How bad could they bite????? How much could it really hurt?? After all IT"S A FLY For God's sake...... But Charlie tried to warn me about this Yellow Fly Season that we're in...... Did I listen? lol for those that know me, already know the answer to that question.
Now did Charlie tell me that these flies orginated in Hell? That they could be used in the Military to deter the enemies? Hell no... Which is why I called him a Wuss... He called them - Just a FLY...... Shit.... I knew NOTHING about these "flies" ...... I honestly thought he was joking about them. After all, I can be an easy target to be picked on....
Ok Let me tell you what I have learned about this muntant Fly from hell.... They are about the size of the horsefly.. Which when they bite you, they sting, but you get over it quickly........
These critters bite you and you feel the pain.. The pain is like - your stung by a bee, then the bee spreads poision Ivy on the spot around the bite so that the whole area is itchy..... And you remember that bite for a few days...... This bite is 10X worse than a 'miss-key-toe's' bite..... (I can't spell then name of misquitoe's right but if you sound out the words, you -yourself will have pronounced it)....
This is the 2nd day after the bite... and how my leg looks... standing on it all day, made my leg swell, and its soooo painful...
So Is Charlie a wuss? Hell NO! Actually he was just trying to warn me about these flies... Which BTW originated in Hell..... Will I be sitting at the store tonight talking to Charlie and watching for these flies again? Probably not.. I'm gonna go take my benadryl and see if I can get the itching to stop.......
Sorry Charlie~
PS.... I'm sure that these flies have been the star of a SCI-FI show at one time..... they are that bad.....
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